Rugby Referee Prints

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

"Is it something I said dear?"

Why moms make bad refs.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

I love PE.

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'That was a flagrant misconduct of the left hand.'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'