Rugby Referee Prints

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Why moms make bad refs.

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"Is it something I said dear?"

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

I love PE.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

'That was a flagrant misconduct of the left hand.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"