Rube Goldberg Machine Fan Mugs

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

"For our session today, I'd like to try something a little different."

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

EU

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

Boris Johnson vs Corona

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

ABsurd semi-automatic breakfast maker

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Boxers vs. Briefs

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. IV. - Wonderful objects.

Railway 'King' George Hudson

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

"Date night again already?"

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

"I Win!!!"

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."

A Protractor.

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

Trump vs Biden

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

'The Eat Whatever You Can Grab With Boxing Gloves Diet was working wonders for Bertram'.

COVID-19 dime

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

' You really haven't grasped the concept of a simple cat fight, have you?'

Two Popular Health Care Punching Bags

Biden vs Putin