Rubber Ducky Enthusiast Prints

"You take one bath with a kid and they label you a sex offender for the rest of your life."

"Out!"

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Duck Hunt

How about going easy on the carbs

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Mother Duck.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Business Duck

Mistaken baby ducks.

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'

Could I have my Bill ?

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'I agree that it's nice of them to throw us bread, but frankly, it's always stale...'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

'That's not what I mean by 'leading a duck' Ben.'