Rpg Devotee Mugs

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

"Whoa! Was that today?"

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

'It was worse than that ? I was slimed by a lawyer!'

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

"There's nothing like a dame!"

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

'Rock and roll's so middle class nowadays.'

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

"Quenching your thirst for vengeance on his cowering carcass will have to wait; his schedule is full. I can squeeze you in next Friday."

Kday & Knight Chemist

Computer Gamers.

"I know I'm suppose to be a customer but what kind of customer...am I tortured, am I HAPPY? What's my MOTIVATION?"

"Why do I always have to play the pirates?"

'No I didn't cast Detect Evil to work it out! Let's just say I aced my Female Intuition roll...'

"Why am I always the bad guy?"

'I told you to summon an orc, not a dork!'

"I'm so lucky I can get away from work at lunch."

"Role-play sometimes helps...suppose you be a doormat and i wipe my feet on you?"

"Are you sure I didn't dub you last year!"

'This is embarrassing. I always forget which way the king can move.'

'Heath. . . Cliff!!!'