Royalty Rival Prints

"Watch out for his divine right, Kid."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Eat my dust!"

The Alpha Seltzer

"Surprise!"

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."

'The grudge match.'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

The Sculptor

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

Harbaugh bragging rights 2043...

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

'You know my limits, don't you?'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

'You're an interesting combination of shallow and thick.'

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

'My husband wants to know if the sonogram can tell if the baby is a Red Sox or Yankees fan.'

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

'Knock it off, you two. This is why I hate double dating.'

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "