Royal Watcher Mugs

The Queen

'If you ask me, all his tough talk on national issues is seriously undermined by the fuzzy pajamas.'

Charles I

'I warned you not to allow ballot initiatives!'

Prince Harry

Royal Wedding and the Austerity Programme

Royal watches 'Prisoner cell block HRH' on T.V.

"Harry and Meghan and a press conference, asking the world's media to respect their privacy..."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

Buckingham Palace,11:30 A.M.,and tourists gather to watch the changing of the guard.

'It's a queen? You mean you can tell that about him already?'

'Son, isn't it about time you went out and conquered a country of your own?'

'Have a nice day, dear -- don't do anything unconstitutional!'

'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'

'It's alright for some!'

Queen on education 'So I says to Charles,some of them kids are cleverer than what we are, I says...'

Meghan Markle at Wimbledon

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

The Dukes of Hazard

'Is it true? -- Did you slap a tariff on mother?'

'He's trying to fine-tune the economy again.'

George IV and the Adultery Trial of Queen Caroline

"Remember, Dorkins - 'the King of Mansylvania can do no wrong!'"

"I've never been afraid to speak power to truth."

Bad news - Their king has twice as many followers as you.

He's a born leader, but only in the technical sense.

Royal Pic Photoshop

"Enjoy your rain!"

"They say this book is 'the bomb'!"

Death of Queen Elizabeth

Prince Andrew using Prince Louis' excuse for his bad behaviour.

"Imagine how much it would have cost him if he'd actually met her."

20% of Britons

"Congratulations, it's a nepo baby."

"Men only want one thing: to form an alliance between your two nations."