Royal Air Force Member Pillows

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Servicemen.

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

TV jester.

'The King of what?'

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

King and Jester

'Yes, he definitely wants something. . . maybe his crown and scepter.'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Birds on the wing

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

Reign Man

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

"One blackbird pizza?"

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"...and if any of you are opposed to my being king of the snake pit, raise your hands now!"

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

'I know it seems like a war, but it's actually an all-out struggle for peace!'

Beefeater

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'