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Rowing Club: In and Out, In and Out, In and Out.

A vampire in a canoe.

A day at the races

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Wrong leadership.

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Lazy Rower.

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

Rowing machine on a river.

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"Wow, the current is strong today. It reminds meof the championship race backwhen I was at Yale. Did I mention I rowed at Yale?"

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Rowing - Eights / After Eights.

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

'I said I live in a boathouse not a houseboat.'

'Oh dear, Ratty... it seems media reports of the rise of feral youth have not been exaggerated.'

Oar-tobahn.

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

Viking Funeral

Meet the Oar-thor.

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

Stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...

'Of course being on short term contract, I don't enjoy the same benefits as the rest of you.'

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'Actually, this is my vacation. I'm a substitute teacher.'

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

No, it doesn't help when he calls it "oarabics."