Rower Mugs

Wrong leadership.

'Be patient, a few more strokes and I'll soon have the momentum going.'

Stroke! Stroke! Purr, purr, purr...

'He's sculling...how ironic.'

'Isn't Henley marvellous! The food, the drink, the company!I hear there's even some chaps messing about in boats somewhere!'

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Crews before Boarding

Pet Cone

'Looks like he's going to get your continental breakfast.'

'She hates getting her feet wet.'

'I'm getting bad vibes.'

"I hear he's a coxswain. What a pity. Perhaps they can adopt."

'Do you take requests?'

After-slave antiperspirant.

'Do you have to sing 'Row, row, row the boat gently down the stream'?'

"I can't go on, old man - it's my damned hay fever again..."

'What's with the glove puppets?' 'He doubles as entertainments officer.'

'I've had a sex-op, guys.' (TWO MEN IN A BOAT)

Witch Rowing Team

Two oars doing a high five.

"Is this your first Henley Regatta?"

'I don't know why, but suddenly I have a craving for salt water taffy!'

'I said I live in a boathouse not a houseboat.'

'There's always someone moving in front of you!'

'I don't know why, but suddenly I have a craving for SALTWATER TAFFY.'

A competitive rower thinking 'Crap'.

"Wow, the current is strong today. It reminds meof the championship race backwhen I was at Yale. Did I mention I rowed at Yale?"

A vampire in a canoe.

A day at the races

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Lazy Rower.

Rowing machine on a river.