Routine Revampers Mugs

"I like how we've changed our routine by going to the cafe Sunday mornings."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"You keep impeccable time."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

'Think' 'But not too much'

"If I'd known you were not looking for experience I wouldn't have lied on my CV."

Daily Routine

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"Your former employer said you demonstrated a remarkable amount of 'get up and go'...especially when you were fired."

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

'Nice, I can see you've taken Day-School classes to further your education...'

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

"I have a system."

Clock in, Clock out.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

RETIREMENT VOWS

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

"You again?"

"Synchronized sitting"

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

'Please tell me there's more to this than this.'

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

Mega Corp. Employee Entrance. I like to get to work early, before my brain knows what I'm up to.