Routine Revampers Mugs

"I like how we've changed our routine by going to the cafe Sunday mornings."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"You keep impeccable time."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

'Think' 'But not too much'

"If I'd known you were not looking for experience I wouldn't have lied on my CV."

"Your former employer said you demonstrated a remarkable amount of 'get up and go'...especially when you were fired."

Daily Routine

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

'Nice, I can see you've taken Day-School classes to further your education...'

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

"I have a system."

Clock in, Clock out.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"You again?"

RETIREMENT VOWS

'Please tell me there's more to this than this.'

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

"Synchronized sitting"

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

Stop the world. I want to get off again.