Routine Relisher Mugs

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'Can our software do that?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

For Greg, it was just another predictable day at Kraft,

Yeah, right, like Superman was the only flavor they had. Ice cream.

"He misses his commute ."

'Please tell me there's more to this than this.'

Sometimes Colin found it difficult to get back into the office routine.

"It's a bit of a 'fixer upper'. You just have to chop down the forest, obtain planning permission, and build the house."

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

"You just put it in the slot - you don't to push the 'send' key!"

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

Plain ol' me.

Mountaineers milk.

"Hello, my name is Doctor Crippen."

'I think you'd better cut that guy off'

Things-could-be-worse-go-round

"The way I see it, we lived like pigs in the eighties and, with any luck we'll continue to live like pigs throughout the nineties."

"It doesn't get any more low-maintenance than this!"

"Sir, are you sure you don't want to try anything else besides the fish for once?"

"The first one depicts our sales compared to Snedly Electronics, and the second one depicts the speed of our corporate jet compared to Snedly's."

"We're out of chrysanthemum." "I ordered chrysanthemum tea. This is not chrysanthemum tea. This is chamomile." "I've had a chrysanthemum tea every day for the last 80 years, and I'm still alive and well." "Are you trying to kill me?" "Are all old folks this superstitious?" "Superstition's always worked in the past."

"I've been to the office..."

'I have a rigid routine...sharpen pencils, organise desk, have writers block and start my nervous breakdown after lunch.'

"I'm into whole grains and long dirt baths, and I'm looking for someone who's not afraid to cross the road."

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

That's Tivo. He'll hang around in case you miss a joke and want it told later.

'Today, I did the same thing I did yesterday, and the day before. I'm feeling so run down...'

Eggs. Hot cake. Ernie, you eat the same stuff for breakfast every morning! He's a cereal monogamist!

My running routine, my sleep routine, my self-care routine and my food prep routine.