Routine Breaker Prints

"Let's give the left a try today."

He decided to take a later train

Egg # 54,062

COVID Clock

"At this office no two days are different."

"I bet you're wondering what my other hands doing under this table right now."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Off to the usual boring routine, eh, Barratt?'

The Monotonous Cycle of Life

'Go to school, pay attention in class, go home and do your homework...Kevin Jones isn't exactly the exciting type!'

'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.'

Signpost 'Heaven' and 'Communting'

A man throwing a bone and retrieving it for 40 years, then retiring.

'Let's not go by the book.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"You keep impeccable time."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Read that last part back to me.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'Rules are there to be broken, my friend.'