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Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

A Golden Non-Retriever

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

Leonore from Fidelio

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

'Dad has lamb's-quarter, pigweed, sheep sorrel, chickweed and buckhorn, and we can't even have a dog.'

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "

"Ugh...I hate tailgators."

'We're looking for someone who can think on their feet.'

'How did you know his name was Fritz?'...

"Tell me again why we couldn't get an Easter bunny."

'It's not tunes, it's Beethoven.'

Beethoven's Bagatelle: 'Schnaps fur Elise'

'Remember that starting with the end in mind limits any room for creativity and emegence.'

"Show-off!"

'Here's woofing at you, kid!'

'What's wrong, doc? It's just a dog bite.'

"You never see a fish down here. I wonder if they know something we don't know."

Piss Bull

"I got the part!"

"Way to go, son."

"You know what they say - what doesn't kill you makes you a werewolf."

'Whoa I never said I had ED. I said I had reptile dysfunction.'

"You're old enough to know son. . . you were pulled out of a hat."

"Fancy a bit of the other what, Reg?"