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Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

A Golden Non-Retriever

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Leonore from Fidelio

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

'Dad has lamb's-quarter, pigweed, sheep sorrel, chickweed and buckhorn, and we can't even have a dog.'

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "

'We're looking for someone who can think on their feet.'

"Ugh...I hate tailgators."

"Tell me again why we couldn't get an Easter bunny."

'It's not tunes, it's Beethoven.'

Beethoven's Bagatelle: 'Schnaps fur Elise'

'How did you know his name was Fritz?'...

'Remember that starting with the end in mind limits any room for creativity and emegence.'

"Show-off!"

"You never see a fish down here. I wonder if they know something we don't know."

'What's wrong, doc? It's just a dog bite.'

Piss Bull

"Way to go, son."

"I got the part!"

'Here's woofing at you, kid!'

"You know what they say - what doesn't kill you makes you a werewolf."

"You're old enough to know son. . . you were pulled out of a hat."

"Fancy a bit of the other what, Reg?"

"We'd like a building where a sweet little cairn terrier can bark once in a while without the neighbor's getting absolutely hysterical."