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'Today we learned how to make knots!'

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Ski lift mobile

'Ready Mum?'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Lasso

Ski kicker.

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

GURLERS

Kangaroo jumping rope.

Skipping girl.

"I hypnotized him into exercising every time he gets a spam in his inbox. He works out 50 times a day."

Fly using tail as skipping rope.

Tossing for it.

Overweight Man With Skipping Rope - To Be Taken 3 Times A Day.

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

'Fishing's not a whole lot different than being a cowboy.'

Skipping with a beard.

'The company has implemented a fitness program. From now on all employees will climb the rope to their offices.'

Lariant Art.

The British Society of Campanology...

'I hear the boss is taking roping lessons.I wonder what he's going to practice on?'

'He always trains until the very last minute.'

"You monster!"

Man Walking on Life Line

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

"There's no need to call me names, Slime-Breath!"

'I think I liked it better when you two would go into town on leave and get into trouble.'

"I thought mom said she used to be good at Double Dutch?"

"Wow! This ropes course is a blast!"

'I don't think that's what the pharmacist meant when he said 'Take for two days and skip a day.''

Cats jump rope with a mouse.