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'Today we learned how to make knots!'

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Ski lift mobile

'Ready Mum?'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Lasso

Ski kicker.

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

GURLERS

Kangaroo jumping rope.

Fly using tail as skipping rope.

Skipping girl.

"I hypnotized him into exercising every time he gets a spam in his inbox. He works out 50 times a day."

Tossing for it.

Overweight Man With Skipping Rope - To Be Taken 3 Times A Day.

'Fishing's not a whole lot different than being a cowboy.'

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

The British Society of Campanology...

'The company has implemented a fitness program. From now on all employees will climb the rope to their offices.'

'I hear the boss is taking roping lessons.I wonder what he's going to practice on?'

Man Walking on Life Line

Lariant Art.

Skipping with a beard.

"You monster!"

'He always trains until the very last minute.'

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

"There's no need to call me names, Slime-Breath!"

'I think I liked it better when you two would go into town on leave and get into trouble.'

"I thought mom said she used to be good at Double Dutch?"

"Wow! This ropes course is a blast!"

'I don't think that's what the pharmacist meant when he said 'Take for two days and skip a day.''

Cats jump rope with a mouse.