Roots Music Explorer Prints

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

No Elgar!

Theorbo

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Musical genres

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Wife growing vegetables in husband's piano

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

'There's no stigma in being brought up by apes - I was an adopted child too.'

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

'Everybody stand back! I'm an ethnomusicologist.'

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'

"So obvious, there all the time"

'What happened to the little flute?'

"Greatest Band?"

Music store customer sees two racks, 'Old Age' and 'New Age'.

"Don't call me ska face!"

Everyone laughed at Hank for being the only drummer in a country western band with a set of Timpanis until one night at Gilley's bar

"Hell, as Jean-Paul Sartre once said, is other peoples' inheritance tracks."

'Last year Frank tried tracing back his roots but came back empty!'

T-shirts will allegiance to different types of music on, while one guy has a shirt that reads 'middle of the road is all right with me.'

"Hey you!. . . Get off of my cloud!"

Deadheads searching for a new band!

Concrete action v local solution

'IRS Help Hot Line. While you're on hold for the next 23 hours, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

Barry Manilow explores new directions and finally connects with his target audience

'Nice little community you folks have here -- How'd you like to make sure nobody ORGANIZES it?'