Room Service Lovers Mugs

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

"To keep prices down, we require you to cook your own food, wait in yourselves and wash your dishes."

Medical Center.

DIY Butchers

'Brew?'

"There are scones in the oven too, in case you're peckish."

'I apologize for repeatedly asking if everything is okay, but displaying customer concern is part of our mission statement.'

"A double room with twin minibars, please!"

Old lady at the door

"Yes, this is Mr. Kalen in Room 1510 – would you send up an Android version of the Gideon Bible?"

"The worker shortage is real."

"As you know, all of our rooms have unique themes. Yours is Last Night's Guests."

Maid.

Cut out and keep your own Butler.

Complaints department

'Could I have a table near a waiter, please?'

"Opening a restaurant, eh? What kind?" "Self-service."

'Hi, we'd like 2 orders of the codfish with mixed vegetables - only without the codfish - we've got our own.'

"Find my items... scan my items... pay for my items... bag my items..."

Bar Bar

Two women talking about friends

"There's no need to keep calling to remind us, sir. You'll get your wake-up call at the time you specified. Understand? Now stop calling."

Butler uses a bike to deliver the food around a long table.

"I'm finishing my shift now. But, if there's anything else you need, here's my home telephone number."

'Ms. Dixon, hire someone to clean my office.'

Preemptive customer service.

'I'm not really hungry, bit on a cold rainy night room service is just such a treat!'

Don't mind him, I'm incredibly famous and he is my fan

Santa sends it all by FedEx.

"Hurry up, MacDonalds can make a shake in 5 seconds"

"I already saw this one. Can I reschedule to be here when the next issue comes out?"