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"This will be your office for now."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, Why are you a Yankees fan? Purple pinstripes are WAY better than blue ones. Go Rockies! See ya in the series this year! -Love, prettyinpurple. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. Why do I like the Yankees, Rudy? Dunno. Why do I like Cuban cigars, 100-year-old port, John Wayne, Albert Einstein rubbing my feet while I bathe in salt from THE DEAD SEA?! Um ... Why must I be subjected to letters like this?!?! I can't get past the Einstein thing ...

"I made him the wrong coffee, so I hit control Z, but it didn't work. Maybe I should just make him a new coffee."

"Of course your dad loves the roller-skates you got him. He just went through the door with them."

Cloud Hang

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

'Well? Did you pass?'

"I'm the good cop, Ted's the bad cop, so I guess that makes you the cop who gets everyone coffee!"

"His first day as campus police and he just saw too many kids with backpacks and electronic devices in their hands."

'I'm sorry I shot you for jaywalking, sir, but this is my first day on the job.'

'You must be new on the force.'

"What do we think Sarge, suicide?"

"Hi I'm Trevor, I'm new here!"

"Because, Malcolm, you haven't earned your stripes."

'These are my rookie cards.'

'Don't feel bad if you faint, it's quite normal when there's a lot of ketchup.'

"Don't worry, the first 20 years in this department are the hardest."

"It's a beginner's sewing kit I put together for you. There's scissors, needles, bandaids, gauze, antiseptic. . ."

England football fans....'You aren't all there.'

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

"The new guy would need written instructions on how to use a mirror."

"First time, is it?"