Rookie Of The Year T-Shirts

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

"Hey, rookie! Get over here! This guy needs CPR!!!"

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"Is this your first bricklaying job, Kevin...?"

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

"It's not for soaking your feet. . . it's a bed pan."

"This way, O' Brien."

Cloud Hang

"I made him the wrong coffee, so I hit control Z, but it didn't work. Maybe I should just make him a new coffee."

'Well? Did you pass?'

"Same here. It's my first time too."

"His first day as campus police and he just saw too many kids with backpacks and electronic devices in their hands."

'You must be new on the force.'

"Hi I'm Trevor, I'm new here!"

"This will be your office for now."

"Because, Malcolm, you haven't earned your stripes."

"What do we think Sarge, suicide?"

"Don't worry, the first 20 years in this department are the hardest."

"You must be new to hunting. You just shot out team mascot."

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

"The new guy would need written instructions on how to use a mirror."

"First time, is it?"