Roof Ruckus Reveler Prints

"Insurance Company Report...damage to 4500 roofs..."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Dave took his motto, 'Roofing done in one hour' seriously, even nailing shingles before plywood had been put down.

Waiter: 'Your Tossed salad Ma'am.'

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

"I ordered my steak rare - and this is well done...!"

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

Santana Claus

Fit-it-yourself Weather vein (blood not included).

"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..."

Speleologist

The stockholders love our annual report! Scratch and sniff our bottom line and it smells like money!

We are 50 going on 15...

Weatherman

'My next song is about a singer who should get into another line of work.'

Geez!! Rudolf has put on some weight during lockdown

Germany Beer

"A mighty fine cabernet, Zeke!"

"Jumping?! Don't be stupid, this is the only place where we're allowed to smoke!"

"Out here, Boy, we get up with the chicken!"

Sir Lancelot. Sir Rants-A-Lot.

How to read a modern roof rack.

'And the crowd goes wild! In all the wrong ways.'

"Don't you have a roof?"

Showers on site.

Woman on Widow Walk Watching Golf

"Do you think the people at the higher rooftop bar are having more fun?"

A Friend in Need.

'the really skilled part is getting customers to pay up within six months.'