Roof Fund Enthusiasts Mugs

'-and now a prayer for the roof fund...'

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

Umbrella Roof

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

'Our customers don't want mutual funds that are an 'eclectic mix'.'

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

Law Offices. Ernie's client left his fortune to his dog, and his cat is contesting the will.

"It's the stock brokerage company again. Some of their investment picks have gone through the roof again."

Watering rooftop lawn floods building.

"Flockfunding"? Whatever happened to building your own @#^* nest?

'Our mutual fund has changed it's name to better communicate their new investment strategy. It is now called 'Make Money Every Which Way We Can Fund'.'

'The health elf will never find me up here.'

'See! I told you the roof needed repairing.'

"The really skilled part is getting the customers to pay up within six months"

Dish tied to roof

Clearly, this pair were planning on getting up to something...

'Yeah, I use ATMs all the time, but I refer to them as 'Mom' and 'Dad'.'

'Did he actually win a 'Genius Grant' for his study 'Can money buy happiness'?'

'The rich are very different from me and you, my friend.'

'I put everything I had into war bonds, and then PEACE broke out!'

We're more lost than I thought.

STRIP *Bloomerbery Money * Investing in your own funds

Ideally, I'm looking for something with a happy ending.

"Sure, it's all inherited wealth, but if you knew my parents, you'd say I earned every penny."

I love all the Mid Cap Funds you've selected except this one...the Dunce Cap Fund.

"Harold's a bit of a nerd, and he's socially awkward, but he's got that certain something. . . a huge trust fund!"

'I do have a trust, you wanna see it?'

"See, Jimmy? If they give a big tax cut to the wealthy, those guys'll feel good and have us come fix their roof and stuff."

'I have decided to step down to spend more time with my family... of mutual funds.'

"Don't you have a roof?"

"Yes, son, we are the idle rich... but our money works overtime."

Smoking in the city.

"The Goldmans are installing shingles with only a two inch overlap. That's crazy!"

'I specialise in mutual funds, and you' 'Penny shares,'