Roof Fund Enthusiasts Mugs

'-and now a prayer for the roof fund...'

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

Umbrella Roof

'Our customers don't want mutual funds that are an 'eclectic mix'.'

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

"It's the stock brokerage company again. Some of their investment picks have gone through the roof again."

'The health elf will never find me up here.'

'Our mutual fund has changed it's name to better communicate their new investment strategy. It is now called 'Make Money Every Which Way We Can Fund'.'

'See! I told you the roof needed repairing.'

"The really skilled part is getting the customers to pay up within six months"

Clearly, this pair were planning on getting up to something...

'I put everything I had into war bonds, and then PEACE broke out!'

'The rich are very different from me and you, my friend.'

'Did he actually win a 'Genius Grant' for his study 'Can money buy happiness'?'

'Yeah, I use ATMs all the time, but I refer to them as 'Mom' and 'Dad'.'

STRIP *Bloomerbery Money * Investing in your own funds

Ideally, I'm looking for something with a happy ending.

"Sure, it's all inherited wealth, but if you knew my parents, you'd say I earned every penny."

I love all the Mid Cap Funds you've selected except this one...the Dunce Cap Fund.

"See, Jimmy? If they give a big tax cut to the wealthy, those guys'll feel good and have us come fix their roof and stuff."

"Harold's a bit of a nerd, and he's socially awkward, but he's got that certain something. . . a huge trust fund!"

'I do have a trust, you wanna see it?'

'I have decided to step down to spend more time with my family... of mutual funds.'

"Don't you have a roof?"

Smoking in the city.

"Yes, son, we are the idle rich... but our money works overtime."

"The Goldmans are installing shingles with only a two inch overlap. That's crazy!"

'I specialise in mutual funds, and you' 'Penny shares,'

"Saint Bartholomew's Home for Trust Fund Brats"