Romantics Stuck In Routine T-Shirts

'Our life is so predictable...' - 'I knew you would say that...'

Life is for the birds.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Powerful Love.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Dancing in pyjamas

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Love is Blind.

Cupid

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

"We REALLY do get better with age."

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

Puppy Love

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"Everybody meets online these days."

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

Tunnel of Love.

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'There are lots of fish in the sea.'

Roller Coaster of Love

Enjoying the fishing? Waiting for a bite. Ha! All you want is to spot the cute guy. For your information, I'm looking for fish! Really? My hook is baited I'm trolling. Hope you catch something! Me, too!

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

Online Dating for Dummies

'What, not even a kiss first?'