Romantic With A Sweet Tooth Prints

"Greetings! We come in peace and seek only a meaningful relationship."

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

Boy on father's knee

"You're good mum. But, Billy's mum is a better cook than you. She only knows how to make chocolate cake."

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

Building a gingerbread house

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

Ozzy Osbourne bites the head off a chocolate bunny at his easter concert.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Candy Corn Dracula

'You've only been here 20 minutes and you've already lost weight? I don't see a problem. . .'

Mum's Apple Pies With Acknowledgement to Dad

Giant Birthday Cake

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

'I try to eat a varied diet. One day I'll eat dark chocolate, one day I'll eat white chocolate and one day I'll eat milk chocolate.'

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

'Your diet is so bad that your arteries are all blocked, but the angioplasty should open things up and get the maple syrup flowing again.'

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

"How do you want your slice - with or without a ballerina?"

'Floor it, Mom!'

When I see you I turn to jelly!

"I'd like seconds!"

"I found this fabulous new shop."

"Of course I'm polite, I'm cordial!"

"I tasted them all to make sure they're good."

"Tonight, you're dessert!"

Cake!

"I'm watching my sugar intake."

"Yippee. . . no more dieting!"