Romantic With A Sweet Tooth Prints

"Greetings! We come in peace and seek only a meaningful relationship."

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

Boy on father's knee

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

Building a gingerbread house

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

"You're good mum. But, Billy's mum is a better cook than you. She only knows how to make chocolate cake."

Candy Corn Dracula

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

'You've only been here 20 minutes and you've already lost weight? I don't see a problem. . .'

Giant Birthday Cake

Mum's Apple Pies With Acknowledgement to Dad

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

'I try to eat a varied diet. One day I'll eat dark chocolate, one day I'll eat white chocolate and one day I'll eat milk chocolate.'

'Your diet is so bad that your arteries are all blocked, but the angioplasty should open things up and get the maple syrup flowing again.'

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

"Of course I'm polite, I'm cordial!"

"Tonight, you're dessert!"

'Floor it, Mom!'

"I'd like seconds!"

"I found this fabulous new shop."

When I see you I turn to jelly!

"I tasted them all to make sure they're good."

"How do you want your slice - with or without a ballerina?"

Cake!

"I'm watching my sugar intake."

"My papi says never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. 10 paletas please!"

'. . .fault that we've sold out of your favourite fruit cake!'