Romantic Tragedy Enjoyer Pillows

"Of course, people were much shorter back then."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"I can't believe he brought her."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

"It's not what you think."

Carmen

"Well, you certainly solved your little Oedipus problem since I saw you last."

La Boheme - Mimi dies

Sugar And Spice And Full On Drama

'What a surprise,darling - a squatter!'

Greek Tragedy

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'

"Don't walk away from me while I'm not paying any attention to you."

Comedy, Tragedy, Facelift

'Don't even think about it...I saw him first.'

"We need to spice up the company blog to get more views. . . We'll need you to have a torrid affair with Mrs Widlington."

Bending beneath the weight of his burden, he lay it upon the moss (Atala).

Trilby - 'Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . .'

Venn Diagram of 'love' and 'horror films'

"Me Tarzan, you Jane, who he?"

"I haven't finished saying no yet."

Lucia di Lammermoor

"You weren't so hung up on my chastity."

"The worst part is she was sleeping with the guy she had paid to kill me."

Nearly Fatal Attraction

New York's Only Tragedy Club!

Semi-Autobiographical Plot-Lite Eploration of Aimless Twenty-Something Who Struggle To Express Their Wants & Needs.

'Finished-after I gave you the best twenty minutes of my life??'

"Osmond! Lower your eyebrows!"