Romantic Tours Mugs

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Wind Tunnel of Love.

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Waterfall of Disappointment

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

Rainbow/Horizon

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

Six arms, no waiting.

"You and me, a romantic getaway, and not a birdwatcher in sight."

Honeymooning in Paris.

Funnel of Love. (This cartoon was originally published on 2011-03-10)

"Oh, John, if only we could be sure it's love and not just the spell of this place!"

'Two can't live as cheaply as one, but we will get double - occupancy rates when we travel'

"And What Wine Would You Suggest To Go With An Argument?"

"Let's just pretend we're in Venice."

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

"Anything to declare aside from ever-lasting love and devotion to each other?"

Fourplay.

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.