Romantic Tours Mugs

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Mr. Punch in Venice

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

Wind Tunnel of Love.

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

Waterfall of Disappointment

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

Rainbow/Horizon

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

"You and me, a romantic getaway, and not a birdwatcher in sight."

Honeymooning in Paris.

Six arms, no waiting.

"And What Wine Would You Suggest To Go With An Argument?"

"Let's just pretend we're in Venice."

'Two can't live as cheaply as one, but we will get double - occupancy rates when we travel'

"Oh, John, if only we could be sure it's love and not just the spell of this place!"

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

"Anything to declare aside from ever-lasting love and devotion to each other?"

'Let's go somewhere where I can be alone.'

"If we weren't married this would be romantic."

Fourplay.