Romantic Technophile Mugs

'How long have we been dating? Let's see, we met when our phones were 2G...'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Klimt Kiss Phones

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Online Dating

Big Data Tonight

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

cuPad

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

'Young Love'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'That must be my computer date.'

"The record player is skipping again."

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

Computer Head

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

Copier is hypnotizing office worker.

Using a social media app to date

The Line-up

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!