Romantic Story Lovers Pillows

Sulking

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Book lovers

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

Goldilocks Investments: Too hot...too cold...just right.

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

"When I first saw your mother, she was bathed in moonlight."

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

'These days,' she says, 'nothing gets a rise out of him.'

The Little Old Lady Goes Fishing.

'Never, Ever...believe everything you read.'

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

'The prince and the princess lived happily ever after on their profits from capital-appreciation funds.'

Bookworms

'You read him Jack and the Beanstalk again, didn't you?'

Joe and Sally started an on-screen romance.

"How do those feel? Click them together a few times."

'I need to go to the bathroom. Can you DVR that while I'm gone?'

Fishing poles/Honeymoon gondolas.

'How about a romantic caper about two lost souls who meet and find happiness investing in mutual funds.'

"We've been dating for five years. Can I have Thursdays off please?"

Alexander Pushkin

"If it ends up looking good on my chinny chin chin, I'll grow a full beard."

'Next time I cut the red wire...'

'I'd like now to introduce Len who will tell slightly humourous stories in his inimicable self-serving way,'

"... No, I don't think it's very likely that the Wolf is our pizza delivery boy. But on the other hand, I'm really hungry for that pizza."

How oysters get engaged: 'Oh Rodolfo...It's exquisite.'

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