Romantic Ritualist Prints

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

The night of the return

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

"I happen to think the blue light of the TV screen is very romantic."

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

". . . And I tell you that Sir Walter Raleigh used his OWN coat."

"I'm prescribing your husband a double dose of malt whiskey, to be taken twice every evening."

'Oh no, it's not sex night again, is it'

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

"Health and safety so you could keep the arrows as long as you remove the chips and replace the love potion with oat milk."

"It's another letter from Mr. Wentworth. He writes, 'You up?' and then there are some pictures of a smiley face and an eggplant."

"Ralph's over-interpreting the data again."

"I kind of miss that morning newspaper you used to hold in front of your face."

"I have the first sergeant's permission to speak to the commanding officer. I am in love with your daughter, sir, and would like to marry her."

"I'm too old to go Dutch."

"He used to be romantic. Now I'm trying to restore him to his default settings."

"They met online and they found the minister there, too."

'Stand back! Let the wine breathe.'

Bath Time

"Dr. Rheinschreiber never does an appendectomy without music and dancing."

Discrimination in marriage

Mistletoe.

'Mom, Kevin just asked me to live with him!'

"most of you have met Higgins. He'll be helping us prepare for the upcoming audit."

"He's been a waiter for years."