Romantic Poet Pillows

"Hey ChatGPT, compose an eloquent and poetic courtship monologue."

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

Love birds: 'How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.'

A woman writers love letters while the angel collects the hearts.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

Edgar Allen Poe

"Do me next."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Why we need poetry. . .

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

John Bunyan

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

Dating an English Major

"Oh, this old thing?"

Letters escape from a caged book.

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."