Romantic Planners Prints

"He says we'll get married as soon as everything bounces back."

*Hiccup* - '*Hiccup*' - 'Only three days left, Peter.'

How to feel confident in love & war

'I sent out for everything.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

'Darling, how romantic...a pre-nup.'

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

"I'm not trying to change you. That's the personal trainer I hired's job."

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"The usual. Dinner and a show...He bought dinner and I put on a show for him."

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

'I'm not complaining, but the last time you took me out to dinner, Colonel Sanders was a brunette!'

"Pre-nups are healthy for a relationship. It's good for our lawyers to get to know one another."

'You'r either having trouble hearing, or there's a boy you want to be closer to.'

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

Benjamin will be my steady-and-sensible second husband, but Gabe will be my gorgeous-yet-immature first husband.

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

'This beeper goes off when it's my Birthday. This beeper goes off on the day we met. This beeper goes off on Valentine's Day...'

'This dinner had everything necessary to make it perfect...Great food, candlelight, violinist... you clutching your chest after seeing the check.'

"Could you give me another minute? I'm not sure who's paying yet."

"I knew this was your favorite."

"Why do I always have to get the cheese?"

'Your double Impresso sir.'

'Yes, a two centre holiday sounds good to me. I'll go to Paris, where do you fancy?'

'Find out if she would have like me if I hadn't asked so many people.'