Romantic Phone Caller Mugs

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

A man surrounded with lovehearts

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

"How nice of you to call me out of the blue, young man. It so happens I have forty-five million just sitting in my piggy bank, and maybe having a broker wouldn't be such a bad idea."

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

'It's for you.'

'Listen, I like you and everything, but your dad is way too scary...'

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

'It had been one of those long, smouldering, passionate kisses that seem to last forever'

'He looks promising!'... 'So far he hasn't made any.'

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

Pets: 'Chick magnet.'

Lion Toupee

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

"He's been mentioned as a possible husband."

Speed Dating

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

"The blind date went well and we've agreed to meet again on Saturday night, but by golly, he's hard to understand: he's a Yorkshire Terrier. . ."

"Hey, not bad! You sound like a real couple already!"

"So how was your date with Smiley?"