Romantic Phone Caller Mugs

"I better go now, Mandy! Bye-bye!..."

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

A man surrounded with lovehearts

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

"How nice of you to call me out of the blue, young man. It so happens I have forty-five million just sitting in my piggy bank, and maybe having a broker wouldn't be such a bad idea."

This is very sweet, Phil, but no, I don't want to buy a violin from you.

'Why do I get the feeling you're holding something back?'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

'He looks promising!'... 'So far he hasn't made any.'

Lion Toupee

"He's been mentioned as a possible husband."

'It had been one of those long, smouldering, passionate kisses that seem to last forever'

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

'Listen, I like you and everything, but your dad is way too scary...'

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

Pets: 'Chick magnet.'

'It's for you.'

Speed Dating

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

"It could never work between us. We're polar opposites."

Coffee.. Sure, I'll go out with you --- It's all part of the process of elimination.

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

"Hey, not bad! You sound like a real couple already!"