Romantic Nostalgics Prints

"Harold still has all the moves...he just forgot how to use them."

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

If you give a mouse a french cookie

Tom slowly started to realize that romantic gestures of the early 90's didn't work anymore.

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

"You remember Eric. He used to carry my books home from school."

"Honey! Remember when we first met and you used to nibble my ear?"

"He wouldn't have rolled over and over in agony on the bombed-out cinder pitches we had to play on!"

'Well, we agree on one thing -- I wish you'd married Doris Day, too!'

when we were younger we were at it like rabbits, now we're more like humans.

"I remember it well, me in wig and gown, gazing down at you, a picture of innocence, standing in the dock."

My first Boyfriend.

"Remember the great cranberry scare of '59? And the cellular phone hysteria of '93? Ralph Nader's killer hot dog with the nitrates? Our evacuation at Love Canal? Remember the toxic-teeth scare, with the amalgam fillings leeching mercury into our gullets?..."

'We've been through thick and thin. Tell me about the thin again.'

"We never have any activities that make for cute anecdotes anymore."

"If I remember correctly, you were the only one the dating agency had left over."

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

"Heavens! I'd better rush home. my phone may be ringing."

'This is the same table we had when I proposed years ago. See? It still has my fingernail marks.'

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

"No, I don't remember our wedding vows. Who remembers an argument 20 years ago?"

Teddy organ grinder

"This is as romantic as when we were young and newly married, don't you think?"

ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:

"Could you run those numbers by me again? I was thinking of an old love."

Son, when I went to school, I trudged for years knee-deep in student loans!

'Remind me again. . . who's chasing who?'