Romantic Music Mugs

Edvard Grieg.

Robert Alexander Schumann.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"You're such a good listener."

Venus

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

'More bubbles!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Paint pots in love

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Happy Valentine's Day.

Love Conquers All

Diamond outfits

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

Love linked

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Frederic Chopin

"You're solemates!"

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Ostriches making out

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Missing You.

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"There's something I have to tell you."