Romantic Mixologist Prints

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Yoga for Alcoholics

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

You're the botanicals in my gin

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Shaken not stirred

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Sorry, that's not my table."

Espresso Martini Peacock

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

You're the olive in my martini

The Martini is invented.

Baloneystini

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"A bloody Martian, please."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

Rabbit Punch

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'The first cocktail.'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"Been there, drunk that."

Mediterranean Martini

My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'