Romantic Misadventurers Mugs

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'I hate these romance cruises.'

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Boat wedding.

Asking out a palm reader.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Advanced footsie

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

Barman In Love.

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Did you say psst?.'