Romantic Misadventure Chronicler T-Shirts

"Really sorry for going on about myself for so long, would you like to go on about me for a bit?"

Shepherd and eurydice

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Asking out a palm reader.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Advanced footsie

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

Barman In Love.

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

"Isn't this fun?"

'Did you say psst?.'

Woman tries to catch a footballer.