Romantic Memories T-Shirts

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

My First Camera

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

Venus

"You're such a good listener."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'More bubbles!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Love Conquers All

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Love linked

Diamond outfits

"You're my Mona Lisa."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Paint pots in love

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"You're solemates!"

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Missing You.

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

Ostriches making out

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."