Romantic Literature Aficionado Pillows

Mr. Haredale interupts the lovers

Bear Costume

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

My Literary Influences

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Ironing Punctuation

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

'Excellent job, Fenwick, especially the part where you employ Magic Realism to fudge third-quarter earnings!'

"Well, the falcon cannot hear the falconer, but the rough beast found a piece of string so I don't know where that leaves us."

Romantic Tree Carving

Library

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

Ivan Turgenev

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

The evidence destroyed

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

First case of obsessive compulsive disorder: Lady Macbeth

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

Lord Byron

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"But think of the S.E.O. if the title actually named the two cities."