Romantic Healer Prints

A man sews broken hearts back together.

Licensed Therapist

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

Man with broken leg in cast.

Junior Doctor.

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

'You know I can never stay mad at you. Get in here, ya big galoot.'

"My super-vision sees...someone yelling at his elders...Cousin Cecilia sneaking out her window...someone making a spinach burrito... No! I must stay focused...and find the evil villain mal de ojo!"

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

Dancing Doctor

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

'Have you looked in the mirror since you comforted the sick this morning, pastor?'

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

Marriage Guidance / Travel Agent

"If I make it into medical school it'll be as a cadaver!"

'I met my husband at one of these conventions. You could say it was love at second sight.'

"This is my son the non-traditional healer."

'He tries to stay happy in his work.'

"The fact is, I miss your nitpicking."

"There is a man at the door who needs seventeen dollars to buy some sweet grass to burn as a spiritual cleansing agent during his prayer ceremonies."

'I told you he wouldn't waste any time starting his practice.'

Self-Help Books: Forgiving and Forgetting.