Romantic Gift Giver Mugs

"Say it with Pierogies"

Happy anniversary! Not perfume again!

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

celebrating a birth.

'They're dog roses!'

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

Christmas Presents.

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Love.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Birthday Racing Car

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"Happy Birthday!"

Valentines Balloons

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

'Aha! You can tell Dottie and the kids I didn't forget their presents!'

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

'Don't worry -- I used a bond issue.'

A feminist Christmas.

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

Santa's Out Tray.

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

'I know you've worked hard on it, dear, but maybe we should get the Rabbi a . . . uh. . . 'back up' birthday present too?'