Romantic Gesture Guru Prints

"I need something that says, 'I'm sorry about that thing I said that caused you to totally overreact.' "

'Sorry, I had to call the authorities. Whenever a guy buys that many roses, you just know he's guilty of something.'

To propose, go down on one knee. Doing the splits is considered very poor form.

Florist vs Confectioner.

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Say it with flowers

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

Rude Snowpeople

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

Mexican Serenade.

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"Say it with Pierogies"

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

"OK, what have you done?"

'Marry me!'

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

Untold Love Stories "Beauty and the Beets". We think you would be more beautiful if you dyed your hair a purplish red.

"I've finally found my soulmate."

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

"Dave, the company has decided to let you back inside on one condition: While speaking, you must never, EVER do that ironic, 'in-quotes' twitchy thing with your fingers again. Take it or leave it."