Romantic Gesture Guru Prints

"I need something that says, 'I'm sorry about that thing I said that caused you to totally overreact.' "

'Sorry, I had to call the authorities. Whenever a guy buys that many roses, you just know he's guilty of something.'

To propose, go down on one knee. Doing the splits is considered very poor form.

Florist vs Confectioner.

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

Say it with flowers

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Rude Snowpeople

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

Mexican Serenade.

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"Say it with Pierogies"

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

"OK, what have you done?"

'Marry me!'

"I've finally found my soulmate."

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

'You remembered it's Valentine's Day!'

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

"Dave, the company has decided to let you back inside on one condition: While speaking, you must never, EVER do that ironic, 'in-quotes' twitchy thing with your fingers again. Take it or leave it."