Romantic Dramatist Mugs

"I just wanted you to hear it from me first, before you read it in the sky."

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

Joe bids dolly good-bye

'I smell romance! This is his seventh blanket-bath. He only came in for an 'in-growing toe-nail' removal operation, yesterday!'

'Heath. . . Cliff!!!'

Jean-Paul Sartre

Southwark Fair.

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

A man taking a bow

Comedy and tragedy masks

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Henrik Ibsen,

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

'Hard to follow...'

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

John Masefield.

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

Eugene Ionesco

James Barrie.

Performance In The Bedroom

The Modern Godot

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

Henrik Ibsen

Oscar Wilde

Modern Day Hamlet.

Nikolai Gogol

To Be/Not To Be

Euripides

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

"You've reached Randy, the dating doctor. What ails you?"