Romantic Debater Mugs

'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

What's normal?

Scarcity

The economy.

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"Now that's a win."

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Our Two Parties, Explained

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Armageddon

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

Unanimous voting.

Roe v. Wade

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

Arthur Schopenhauer

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

"At least we agree to disagree."

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!