Romantic Adventurer Prints

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

"You may now begin your insane experiment."

'Of course I care for you. You're the most expensive woman in my life.'

The Full Disclosure Amusement Park: 'Tunnel of Impulse and Questionable Judgment.'

'Health and safety regulations I'm afraid, sir.'

Just Moved In Together.

"And the next thing I knew, I was kissing her, and two of her friends, I think one was a dude, then we all did Ecstasy, rented a limo, and went to Vegas—but I swear that's all that happened."

Apprehensive about leaving the baby with a sitter for the first time, Michelle scales back her romantic dinner with Al.

"It's not my idea of experimenting in bed, Malcolm!"

'They say that breaking up is hard to do, so I brought along a grief counselor.'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your...Hey!'

'Can't be high-maintenance, but she must have class. Economy class.'

'I'd like a page 15 followed by a page 28 please'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

'Sure, Sarah's through there, go straight through.'

Another blind date ends badly for Jimbo the Clown.

Lady to man: 'Sure, I'll go out with you. My mom says I only date losers anyway.'

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

"I Met Him Through Caller-ID."

Couple on deserted island find a box of Viagra.

Dinner for two in the great outdoors

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

Lucy is having second thoughts about this blind date.

Wedding Skiers

Just Married.

'How are you on toilet seats?'

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

'My wife doesn't understand me....my mistress doesn't understand me...my girlfriend doesn't understand me.'

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

Retirement home

Desperate to break the ice, Bob and Lilly attempt 360s.

"Tequila, compliments of the gentleman at the end of the bar."

'Trust me dude, this place is crawling with babes.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.