Romantic Adventurer Prints

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

"You may now begin your insane experiment."

'Of course I care for you. You're the most expensive woman in my life.'

The Full Disclosure Amusement Park: 'Tunnel of Impulse and Questionable Judgment.'

Just Moved In Together.

'Health and safety regulations I'm afraid, sir.'

"And the next thing I knew, I was kissing her, and two of her friends, I think one was a dude, then we all did Ecstasy, rented a limo, and went to Vegas—but I swear that's all that happened."

"It's not my idea of experimenting in bed, Malcolm!"

'They say that breaking up is hard to do, so I brought along a grief counselor.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Another blind date ends badly for Jimbo the Clown.

'Can't be high-maintenance, but she must have class. Economy class.'

'Sure, Sarah's through there, go straight through.'

'I'd like a page 15 followed by a page 28 please'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your...Hey!'

Dinner for two in the great outdoors

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

"I Met Him Through Caller-ID."

Wedding Skiers

Lady to man: 'Sure, I'll go out with you. My mom says I only date losers anyway.'

Lucy is having second thoughts about this blind date.

Just Married.

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

'Is there someone else?'

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"I was going for inventive."

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

"With so many dating services online, I had to diversify."

'How are you on toilet seats?'

'My last committed, on-going, in-depth relationship went back to his wife.'

'You should be using both hands.' - 'I know, but I need one for driving.'

'We just got married!'

"So, is this a date with destiny?"

'Trust me dude, this place is crawling with babes.'

'Look what followed me home, Dear - Can I keep her?'