Romance Maestro Mugs

Romance Music

Nathaniel Hawthorne

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Quartet of chefs.

Romantic Glass Blower

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

"We need to work on our people-friendly image you jackass."

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

Spatula Conductor

'Hey! Did you suddenly forget English? Get in here!'

"My wife and I have a love-mate relationship."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

"Our love is magical. In other words, a grand illusion."

A writer types onto a long sheet of paper.

" ... para Espanol ... "

'Almost done.'

"Our marriage has been experiencing a spot of turbulence lately."

The Violin Artist

"I'm part of a working party looking into teaching the Blairs Italian"

Air catarrh.

Are you sure that's not your age?

"So, you've got butterflies in your stomach, a bug in your ear and a bee in your bonnet. Any other complaints?"

Salad Bowl Drum

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

Marriage Guidance - "Do you find that hating each other puts a strain on your relationship?"

Who's Who in bed?

"Of course there will be enough dinner for you Mother."

'You ask him to sing. I don't speak Italian.'

"Brad, we've got to talk."

Ingredients for a successful family dinner

Knife and Fork Costume