Romance Maestro Mugs

Romance Music

Nathaniel Hawthorne

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Quartet of chefs.

Romantic Glass Blower

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

'Hey! Did you suddenly forget English? Get in here!'

"My wife and I have a love-mate relationship."

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

Spatula Conductor

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

A writer types onto a long sheet of paper.

"Our love is magical. In other words, a grand illusion."

'Almost done.'

"Our marriage has been experiencing a spot of turbulence lately."

The Violin Artist

Air catarrh.

"So, you've got butterflies in your stomach, a bug in your ear and a bee in your bonnet. Any other complaints?"

Are you sure that's not your age?

"I'm part of a working party looking into teaching the Blairs Italian"

Salad Bowl Drum

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

Who's Who in bed?

'You ask him to sing. I don't speak Italian.'

"Of course there will be enough dinner for you Mother."

"Brad, we've got to talk."

Ingredients for a successful family dinner

Out of a movie theatre and into the retailer's net.