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'I just hope I don't get voted off first.'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Goddess

I'm Spartacus.

'Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and Remus being adopted: I love them all the same...'

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

The Original Gossip Columns

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Romulus (left) and Remus

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

Carpe diem

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

'We met at an archaeological dig, in Egypt.'

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

Julius Caesar

Hieroglyph stamps.

Cleopatra

Ion Luca Caragiale.

"Let me handle this. I have trouble making eye contact."

I arrived, I Ate, I Conquered (aka Pooped).

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

'No wonder this is so hard to translate - it's a note from his doctor.'

'Somebody got some sun.'

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

'What did you think we meant by 'organ donor program?''

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

'A I and a II and a I-II-III...'

Improv Night

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'