Rom-com Rejector Gifts

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Woman aims pepper spray at man who tries to kiss her using mistletoe.

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Strangers. friends. Lovers. Spouse.

Love Trap

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'

'Oh, no! She didn't tell me this was a chick flick!

'I do...with reservations.'

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'Darling, we were made for each other.'

"Reverend John Ship performed the nuptials. Attorney Thomas Sims performed the prenuptials."

007's Dating Mishaps