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'The *ahem* gentlemen sent this over.'

So Close..

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Stand-up Romcom

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

Strangers. friends. Lovers. Spouse.

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

His and Hers Wedding

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

Love Trap

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

'Oh, no! She didn't tell me this was a chick flick!

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'

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"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."