Rolling Stones Fan Mugs

Keith Richards

Mick Jagger.

"You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes you just might find you get what you need."

Mick Jagger

Mick Jagger caricature.

Rolling Stones

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

Pete Townshend

It's busy at the amusement park. The adrenaline's been having fun on the roller coaster, but the stomach cell looks queasy on the tilt-a-whirl! The hormones are going into the tunnel of love again, and the helium atoms are heading toward the complaint booth. They're saying the parachute drop didn't work for them. Any other problems down there? Yeah, the white blood cells are being kicked out. Apparently they tried to attack the staph!

A 1950's Barber Shop

At Graceland everything has been left the same as the day Elvis died.

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."

'Thanks, kids. . . it's just what Grandpa wanted. . . the new remastered Rolling Stones retrospective.'

'George, will you please look at me when I'm talking to you?'

March 8, 2030: the debut of 'Rocky 19.'

What Started the Incident at Roswell

Who said money was not a motivator?

Hard Rock Cafe.

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

"This is a song about my girlfriend but you'll think it's about yours"

"I'm all shook up."

"He believes it will freeze over any day now."

Mike Rutherford

"We are going to a concert with our favorite orchestra from when we were young! . . .The Rolling Stones!"

'Natural bridge and cloverleaf'

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

Elvis Costello

"Play dead!"

John Lennon