Rollercoaster Rider Pillows

Stock Market.

Very Difficult Conversations

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Pollock, The Ride

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

End the Winter Blues

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Waterfall of Disappointment

Giraffe Rollercoaster

Cliche Amusement Park. This park is no fun at all --- It's too much like real life! Look, that ride is called "The Emotional Roller Coaster." Over there is "Life's Ups and Downs"! ... and "The Mood Swings"! Look! The good old "Tunnel of Love"! Finally! A ride that's just a fun escape! Out of ardor. "Out of ardor" --- More real life. (Published originally Sept. 4, 2005.)

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

"Now this is a dog park!"

Stock Market Roller-coaster.

'Stocks rose, then dropped on news that life is full of highs and lows.'

Face Painting.

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Roller Coasters

Tunnel of Spotty Wi-Fi

'We're in a hurry.'

The Day Trader

The interminable!

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

Stock market ups and downs.

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

"I said our marriage was a 'go', Brenda. I didn't say it was a 'confirmed go'."