Rollercoaster Enthusiast Pillows

"What a week!"

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"You must be at least this thick to go on this ride."

'Compared to today's market, this isn't so scary.'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

"All this waiting and it's over in thirty seconds.It's just like our sex life!"

Giraffe Rollercoaster

Stock market ups and downs.

"What was the name of this ride, again?"

Gas price rollercoaster.

Attention! You must be the same height, width and depth as this sing to get on this ride.

Caution steep grade

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

Cost of Living Crisis

State Fair

"Just think, mom - Freddie and I haven't thrown up since the last time we were on this ride!"

Rollercoaster police chase.

"Spoiler alert."

'I don't think we should ride it. I've heard horror stories of loose items falling from them.'

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'Fun'

Lincoln's recurring nightmare.

'I'm pregnant.'

"These seats sure are uncomfortable."

What possessed the council to introduce speed bumps?

"These seats sure are uncomfortable."

Research and Development Thrillride

'What about the company car you promised?'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Very Difficult Conversations

End the Winter Blues

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'